Hilarious homework!

Last night, after waiting for 3 weeks or more, I finally got an essay back from one of my PG (postgraduate) students. The topic was "Why Wearing School Uniforms is a Bad Idea"... clearly this student had miscalculated slightly however, as he handed in this:



For those of you who can't read it, I shall transcribe. I laughed so hard last night that I just had to share it with you all.

"Wearing Fur Clothes is Bad"
Wearing fur clothes is wrong because it is wearing for the bady. if the fur on your bady, than you so itch. If you so itch, and you to slutch here. and there are blood on your derm.

where are the fur? It is for the animal! animal for not the give to the people fur, and people will kill animals and pluck the fur, and carrying to the clothes to make a "Fur Clothes".

etc etc....